Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...