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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
High military ranks
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.