Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...