Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...