Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...