Learn how to talk southern
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The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...