Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...