Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...