Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...