Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...