Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...