What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...