Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!