Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...