THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...