Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?