Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....