Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...