Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...
Who am I!!!
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...