Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...