Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Leaving money for the dead
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Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...