The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
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How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...