The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...