How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...