Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!