Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!