DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...