HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...