Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...