Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...