Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...