Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...