Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...