What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...