Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...