Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...