Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!