Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...