Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....