Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...