Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...