Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...