Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...