Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.