A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...