I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...