Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...