The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck