Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...