My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’ve Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10....
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...